Hey there! My name is _________. I’m clumsy, forgetful, lazy and a huge ditz. If things could go my way, half of you people would have my hand print imprinted on your left cheek or my foot mark imprinted on your ass. I get annoyed easily. I am extremely impatient. I like food more than I like people. My favourite colour is green. I never seem to have good luck with love. I get very irritated when people are unable to spell simple words correctly or when people use words in wrong context. I have huge woman crushes on Megan Fox, Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry. The only food I need in my life are green tea ice cream, sushi, bubble tea and mashed potatoes. I love Disney. I love superheros of all kinds. My biggest fear in life is ending up alone. I must have the best proposal in the world. I believe money CAN buy happiness. I get hurt all the time. I cannot take pain. I’m a girl who is just waiting for something amazing to happen to her.